What an amazing coincidence.
That I’d be standing here when lightning struck.
Sure, it stings a little at first but the results?
It turned me into a multifaceted shimmering disco ball of flame.
I’m Glinda the good witch if she were slightly damaged
Which I think we could argue she was …
But I can’t concentrate on these things right now.
It’s getting hard to breathe.
And I’m coming apart at the seams.